Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!prodigy.com!news-feed01.roc.ny.frontiernet.net!nntp.frontiernet.net!nntp.giganews.com.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!diablo.voicenet.com!yellow.newsread.com!news-toy.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <002001c47cf2$8fab13e0$6501a8c0@col.wideopenwest.com> From: "Babs Bunny" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TNG: Title Challenge "Data Abstraction" (PG-13, D/La) Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 40 Date: Sun, 08 Aug 2004 04:55:05 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1091940905 209.198.142.218 (Sun, 08 Aug 2004 00:55:05 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 08 Aug 2004 00:55:05 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:82515 X-Received-Date: Sat, 07 Aug 2004 21:55:09 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Data Abstraction by Mathematical Impossibility Author: Babs Bunny Contact: babs at angel-hare dot com Series: TNG Rating: PG-13 Codes: challenge, D/La Archive: Please do! Disclaimer: Data's not mine. but sometimes I play with him anyway. Geordi is c. Paramount as well. Notes: Stephen's Title Challenge reply. Enjoy!:) Commander Geordi La Forge lay in bed panting as he recovered from his prior experience just moments ago. Next to him, Data propped himself up on his side, regarding his lover and licking his chops as he gently stroked Geordi's chest. His emotion chip was currently registering a sense of pride. Geordi finally looked over with a worn out smile and chuckled at the android. "That was..incredible, Data! Where did you learn to do something like that?" Data cocked his head. "I did not learn anything, Geordi. I was initially programmed in multiple--" "Yeah I know, multiple techniques. Hundreds of them, if I recall. But that one...man! What race does that position originate from?" "Human," the android replied simply. Geordi's eyes widened a little in surprise and he looked over at Data. "HUMAN? But Data, that was..was abstract to say the least! I didn't even know humans were capable of something like what you did!" Data nodded, in acknowledgement to Geordi's words. "It is possible, but there is a high improbability factor, as most humans are not limber enough to perform such feats of contortionism. And those that are, face risk of injury such as a pulled muscle or dislocated vertabrae." "Then how were you..?" Geordi sputtered, amazed. Data shrugged modestly. "Because I am not human. I am an android! And as such, I am programmed to do just about anything!" Geordi chuckled a little in response, reaching over and pulling Data into an embrace. "You sure are. On both accounts!" This coaxed a shy smile from the android as he and Geordi snuggled up in each other's arms, and gradually dozed off, sated and happy. Fin. "Even as we talk, innocent, beautiful cars are being stolen and customized -- against their will." [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: