Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.pas.earthlink.net!elnk-pas-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!pd7cy1no!shaw.ca!feed.cgocable.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: In-Reply-To: From: "Allison Kulp" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW DS9 Title Challenge "Nog, an Egg with That" Qu (PG) Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 42 Date: Sun, 01 Aug 2004 18:55:01 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1091386501 209.198.142.218 (Sun, 01 Aug 2004 14:55:01 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 01 Aug 2004 14:55:01 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:82339 X-Received-Date: Sun, 01 Aug 2004 11:55:07 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Nog, an Egg with That Author: cardassianfire (cardassianfire at yahoo) Series: DS9 Codes: Qu Rating: PG Disclaimer: Yes, it is a bit tiny for a disclaimer. But it still ain't mine, all the mistakes are, though. "Brother, look at this! Nog just sent it to me in his package from Earth!" Rom waved something up and down. "Now what? Another stupid hyumann toy?" Quark clanked the glasses behind the bar. Root beer, baseball, rock and roll, nothing good ever came from Earth. "Ummmm, sort of. He says he was at a sex shop on Earth..." "A sex shop? You mean a brothel." "No, no. A sex shop is where they sell pornography, condoms and sex toys. Anyway he found this and he thought you might want to get a Ferengi patent on it, before someone else did." He removed a small egg-shaped item from the package and flipped a switch on a remote control. The egg began to buzz. "An electric egg? Oh, how marvelous. People will line up for blocks to buy a buzzing egg." Quark snorted and went back to putting away glasses. "No, no brother. You see, women normally use this on their...umm...themselves. But Nog umm...discovered that it had umm....other uses." "Like what?" "It fits perfectly between the lobes of Ferengi males. And it moves." "An oo-mox device?" "Yeah, and...it works. Well." "You tried it?" "Ummm..." "You tried it." Quark held up the odd pastel shaped device to the light, cradled in the bar towel. "I can definitely see a market for this. When you can't afford a holodeck, use Quark's Egg!" "Ummm....he wants it to be called an Egg Nog." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: