Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!news-feed01.roc.ny.frontiernet.net!nntp.frontiernet.net!nntp.giganews.com.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20040908042033.8413DAD7E@sitemail.everyone.net> From: Amphioxous Obnoxious MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: COR TOS drabble "Coyote Wedding Gifts" 2/? S/Mc, Sc Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Lines: 48 Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:55:03 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094648103 209.198.142.218 (Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:03 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:03 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84230 X-Received-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 05:55:16 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Formatting snafu. Sorry. Corrected version, archivist! Title: Coyote Wedding Gifts 2 Author: Amphioxous Obnoxious fb: ASCEM wants your body. Codes: S/Mc, Sc Rating: PG-13, drabble We loves Janet, the precious. "What has Mr. Scott given us?" Spock queried his new spouse. "Trust him to pick the most unusual gift," said McCoy, lifting up an old-fa= shioned birdcage. Inside was a blue and gold macaw, who blinked at them and= clawed the bars. "Aaaawrk!" "Fascinating," Spock observed. "Aaaawrk! Who's a bonnie lass?" the bird screeched in reply. "That=E2=80=99s real cute,=E2=80=9D McCoy cooed. "It=E2=80=99ll be fun to s= how her off tomorrow." But by the next morning, the macaw had unfortunately learned some new phras= es: "Hot holy Tuesdays, that feels damn good!", "Lick me like a homemade ic= e cream sundae", and, of course, "Illogical." _____________________________________________________________ Animail.com - "Saving Animals & the Environment One E-Mail At A Time." Raise money for Animal and Environmental organizations by using a FREE emai= l address from Animail.com! Choose from over 200 options, including: YourName@Animail.com YourName@LizardLover.com YourName@SaveDolphins.com YourName@GiantPandas.net YourName@ILoveLlamas.com YourName@ProtectAnimals.com.=20 http://www.Animail.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: