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Okay, not only were these Enterprise "episodes" hilarious, they made 
a scary amount of sense. It's all too easy to imagine Phlox being 
responsible for tribbles being born pregnant. 

Is this part of an ongoing series of episodes?  I vaguely recollect 
seeing other episode summaries like these before. And are there going 
to be more new ones? Not that I'm greedy or anything. 

Thank you so much, 

Elizabeth "Greedy" Helena 


Kirk: Great, I better get something good for all this....
Uhura: (over the comm) Captain, Klingon ship approaching!
Kirk: Hooray! Are they drunk?
Uhura: Unable to determine at this point, but might I remind you that 
they are Klingons.
Kirk: Excellent. 
IJD GAF, "Five Minute The Trouble with Tribbles"
Five Minute Star Trek Episodes 



>--- In ASCEML@yahoogroups.com, "Odon" <oxmys@h...> wrote:
> --- In ASCEML@yahoogroups.com, "Elizabeth Helena" 
> <elizabethlovesherthesaurus@h...> wrote:
> 
> > More please, please, please! 
> 
> Mmmm...the only other (new) ones are these...
> 
> 
> 
> THE WRATH OF REED
> 
> Whilst suffering from an alien disease, a feverish Lieutenant Reed 
> mistakes Hoshi's large, round head for an orbiting moon he can test 
> the targeting scanners on.  Can the emergency adoption of 
Starfleet's 
> new 'beehive' hairstyle prevent Hoshi's head from being obliterated 
> by a tactical nuclear weapon?
> 
> 
> 
> DAY OF THE TRIBBLES
> 
> The Klingon Empire has developed a new fuel source, a small furry 
> creature known as a tribble that makes a satisfactory 'whoosh!' as 
it 
> bursts into flame after being tossed into a warp core.  Shocked 
over 
> this blatant cruelty to animals, Archer orders Dr Phlox to breed a 
> species of tribble that will react violently to Klingons while 
cooing 
> in a highly pleasing manner around humanoids, thereby ensuring 
their 
> protection.  But when the unexpected arrival of a Klingon 
> battlecruiser threatens their plan, Phlox speeds up the process of 
> evolution by altering tribble DNA to enable the tribbles to breed 
> like, well . . . tribbles.  This single act is directly responsible 
> for the hostile state of Klingon/Starfleet relations over the next 
> one hundred years.


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