Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.pas.earthlink.net!elnk-pas-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!pd7cy1no!shaw.ca!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "lyrastarwatcher" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS: F---king Captain Kirk: (K/m, drabble, sex-change challenge) [PG-13] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 44 Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 16:55:02 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1095785702 209.198.142.218 (Tue, 21 Sep 2004 12:55:02 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 12:55:02 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84685 X-Received-Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 09:55:05 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: F---king Captain Kirk: Metamorphosis Author: Lyrastar Series: TOS Rating: PG-13 Codes: K/m, SluFF, drabble, sex-change challenge Contact: Lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com or www.geocities.com/lyrastarwatcher Disclaimer: I know it isn't worth two points, but TOS can't win anyway and these things just keep popping up. They're worse than dryer lint. Other disclaimer: Oh yeah, and everyone belongs to Paramount F---KING CAPTAIN KIRK: Metamorphosis The nasal tones of the near baritone faded over the translator as the Companion floated off. "Why did you program in such an effeminate voice?" asked Cochrane, puzzlement evident on his face. "We didn't," Spock explained. "All beings have an intrinsic gender and sexual orientation. The Companion is a male--not a zoo-keeper but a lover. He is obviously infatuated with you." "That's disgusting!" Cochrane spat out the words, primitive twenty- first century mentality dripping from every breath. "I'm not a fag!" Kirk sucked in his belly and puffed out his chest. "Stand aside Cochrane. You'd better let me handle this." ~Lyra September 2004 ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: