Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!prodigy.com!feedeast.aleron.net!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "longbeachtrekstar" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS: "Something Completely Different" 1/1 (K, Mc, drabble, challenge) [G] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 36 Date: Sat, 25 Sep 2004 12:55:15 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1096116915 209.198.142.218 (Sat, 25 Sep 2004 08:55:15 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 25 Sep 2004 08:55:15 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84780 X-Received-Date: Sat, 25 Sep 2004 05:55:16 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Something Completely Different Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar @ yahoo . com ) Series: TOS Codes: K, Mc, drabble, challenge, humor Rating: G Parts: 1/1 Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. The Parrot Sketch is by Monty Python. This is not for profit, just for fun. Archiving: ASCEM, others please ask. Feedback: Yes please, here or by email. Notes: Written for Stephen's "He's Dead Jim" challenge. Summary: Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been Kirk looked down at the motionless redshirt. "Revive him, Bones!" Looking up, McCoy answered somberly, "I can't! He's dead, Jim!" "He's not dead. He's just resting." "Look Jim," Bones snapped in frustration. "This security guard is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's stiff! Bereft of life! He rests in peace! He's pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off his mortal coil! He's run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-SECURITY GUARD!" (End) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: