Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "longbeachtrekstar" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS/TNG: "The Starfleet Song" 1/1 (many, filk) [R] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 78 Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 12:55:04 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1096376104 209.198.142.218 (Tue, 28 Sep 2004 08:55:04 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 08:55:04 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84877 X-Received-Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 05:55:24 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: The Starfleet Song Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar @ yahoo . com ) Series: TOS/TNG Codes: many, filk Rating: R Parts: 1/1 Warning: Silly silly silly. My Python runneth over. Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. "The Philosophers Song" is by Monty Python. This is not for profit, just for fun. Archiving: ASCEM, others please ask. Feedback: Yes please, here or by email. Summary: Based on Monty Python's "The Philosophers Song." James T. Kirk is a great big jerk Who fucks everything that moves Montgomery Scotty is a little bit snotty But he really likes his booze Mister Spock has a big green cock Which shoots every seven years And Yeoman Rand has an ass that's grand She can really strip your gears Oh, Bones McCoy always jumps for joy When he sees cute Yeoman Barrows Mister Sulu is a little coo-coo With his sword the crew he harrows Lieutenant Uhura loves gobs of goo-ah For M'Benga she always calls And Pavel Chekov often likes to cough When Nurse Chapel grabs his balls There's nothing Sarek couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist The Ambassador himself was permanently pissed ***** Captain Picard has a dick that's hard And a big bald shiny head Beverly Crusher is a sticky-wet gusher With pussy hair that's quite red Deanna Troi always tries to act coy But she really is a slut And Natasha Yar is the cutest by far With a smokin'-hot tight little butt Oh, William Riker is a stuck up piker Who thinks he's God's gift to chicks Geordi LaForge is always engorged But he can't see his own dick Wesley Wussy is a silly little pussy Always jerking off morning wood And Ensign Ro is a two-dollar 'ho Who spanks Worf's ass real good Yes, Data himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed (End) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: