Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!diablo.voicenet.com!yellow.newsread.com!news-toy.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <293254381.20040906013016@mindspring.com> From: "Cait N." MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW DS9: No Respect (Canonically Incorrect challenge, drabble; K, W, O, O'B, Qu) Rated G Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-15 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Lines: 41 Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 12:55:07 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094475307 209.198.142.218 (Mon, 06 Sep 2004 08:55:07 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 08:55:07 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:83808 X-Received-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 05:55:18 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: No Respect Author: Cait N. Contact: caitn at mindspring dot com Series: DS9 Codes: K, W, O, O'B, Qu; drabble Rating: G Archive: ASCEML yes, everyone else please ask Copyright: September 2004 Disclaimer: Paramount owns the characters, I just take 'em out for a spin every once in a while. Author's Note: Written for Stephen's Canonically Incorrect Challenge. Takes place during the episode "The Quickening." Summary: No matter what he does, Quark can't seem to get any... "No Respect" by Cait N. Odo, Kira, O'Brien and Worf were less than pleased with Quark's new advertising system. Personally, he thought it was a stroke of genius and his only regret was he hadn't thought of it sooner. Cornered near an airlock, he tried to plead his case but it appeared that no one appreciated a good marketing scheme anymore. Kira reached out and grabbed Quark by his lobes, pulling him close. "If all your little advertisements aren't purged from our systems by the time I get back from the Gamma Quadrant, _I_ will come to Quark's, and believe me… I _will_ have fun." THE END ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: