Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.pas.earthlink.net!elnk-nf2-pas!newsfeed.earthlink.net!wn11feed!worldnet.att.net!208.48.142.85!newsfeed.news2me.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <012a01c4941d$aafcc070$6600a8c0@tarzan> From: "kira-nerys" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW: Bad Title Challenge, TOS "Not Uhura" K/S, PG, 1/1 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 46 Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 16:55:02 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1094489702 209.198.142.218 (Mon, 06 Sep 2004 12:55:02 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 12:55:02 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:83833 X-Received-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 09:55:04 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Author: kira-nerys Title: Not Uhura Rating: PG Pairing: K/S, Uhura Summary: No way, no how, says Kirk! Not Uhura Kirk watched his tall friend standing under the mistletoe, and in the corner of his eye, he could see Uhura moving purposefully toward Spock. "Nuh-uh," Kirk said to himself and lengthened his stride. No way, no how would he ever let Uhura get her well-manicured nails into Spock. There just wasn't any chance in hell that he would let that happen. "Spock," Kirk said as he reached the Vulcan, holding a glass of eggnog. "You've been on the ship long enough to know certain things about humans, haven't you?" he said. "Indeed," Spock said, tilting his head to the side quizzically. "Well then," Kirk said, put his glass on the table next to them, grabbed the collar of his first officer's tunic, pulled the Vulcan's head down, and planted a decisive kiss on the warm, surprisingly soft, lips. "Jim," Spock said hoarsely, with a positively wicked glint in his eyes. "I thought you would never come." "Never thought ...?" Kirk threw a glance over his shoulder, just in time to see Uhura make thumbs up to Spock and smile wickedly. "Why, you sneaky little Vulcan!" "Indeed," Spock admitted. "But that is why you ... love me, is it not?" END ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: