Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "lyrastarwatcher" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS: It's Not Me (K/f, drabble, revenge challenge)[R] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 52 Date: Tue, 07 Sep 2004 00:55:08 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094518508 209.198.142.218 (Mon, 06 Sep 2004 20:55:08 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 20:55:08 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:83934 X-Received-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 17:55:34 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: It's Not Me; It's You Author: Ralytars Series: TOS is best! Codes: K/f, drabble, challenge, Sluff bonus material Rating: R Contact: lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com . It'll get it to the author Warning: for squickiness. Disclaimer: It's not me! I was just sitting here minding my own business and this bit with Paramount's copyrighted characters showed up on my screen. Summary: Revenge fic. How's a guy supposed to have any fun in a IT'S NOT ME; IT'S YOU "You know, it's not me; it's you." Lyra jumped. "What the--?!" "Making me sound like some kind of--intergalactic sluff. How do you expect me to form the deep, meaningful relationships I know I am capable of in just one hundred words?" "Well, if anyone could--" "It's not fair; it's not true and I want it stopped." "Okay. I'll--" "Good. Pretty dog you have there. Girl?" "Sort of. She's been spayed, but--" "Even better. You can't be too careful. Sarek and Amanda thought they were safe, then poof--nine months later.... Hey, there pretty doggie, you can call me Jim." ~Raly, September 2004 ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: