Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!in.100proofnews.com!in.100proofnews.com!cycny01.gnilink.net!cyclone1.gnilink.net!gnilink.net!ngpeer.news.aol.com!feed3.newsreader.com!newsreader.com!yellow.newsread.com!bad-news.newsread.com!news-toy.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <046201c494bb$19439070$6600a8c0@tarzan> References: From: "kira-nerys" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: NEW DS9 "Too Much Information" Mea Culpa challenge (G/B, O'B) [PG-13] 1/1 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 143 Date: Tue, 07 Sep 2004 12:55:11 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1094561711 209.198.142.218 (Tue, 07 Sep 2004 08:55:11 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 07 Sep 2004 08:55:11 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84046 X-Received-Date: Tue, 07 Sep 2004 05:55:22 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) *giggle* this was funny. Even funnier for me since "Kuk" in Swedish *does* mean "cock". Kira, ROFL ----- Original Message ----- From: "Elizabeth Helena" To: Sent: Tuesday, September 07, 2004 1:44 AM Subject: [ASCEML] NEW DS9 "Too Much Information" Mea Culpa challenge (G/B, O'B) [PG-13] 1/1 > > Title: Too Much Information > Author: Elizabeth Helena > Series: DS9 > > Codes: G/B, O'B, challenge response > > Rating: PG-13 because I'm not going to tell your children about the > contents of tacky sex shops. They should learn about it on the > streets just like we did. > > Warning: Mea culpa for a potentially unforgivable pun at the end. > > Spoilers: Only if you've never heard of the good ship "Defiant," and > Kukalaka, Doctor Bashir's first patient and teddy bear :-). > > Summary: Stephen's Mea Culpa Challenge: Kukalaka and O'Brien's > horizons are expanded. Neither appreciate the experience. > > Dedication: To Cait, for her brave defence of the station against > polyester mini-skirt wearing insurgents. In addition, just after I'd > drafted this story, including its title, I checked asceml and > discovered that she'd posted the DS9 story "TMI." First Birgit, now > Cait ... shesh, I'm used to consciously plundering other people's > stories and postings for inspiration, but I never suspected before > that there was a trek collective unconscious. > > Disclaimer: This is what happens when you live with twelve other > women in a former convent. Oh, not that kind of disclaimer? I did not > receive payment for this story, and I rather doubt Carl Jung did > either. > > Further Thanks to: Mosca and Mark Russel Stanley for reminding us all > that Kukalaka is over the age of consent ;-). > > Feedback: Other than asking if I own the implements described (I do > not!), feedback is very welcome. I can be reached playing with my > tasteful sex toys at elizabeth loves her thesaurus @ hotmail.com (no > spaces) or on the list. > > Archiving: I'm only planning on refusing the Risean House of Over- > priced Horga'hns ;-). > > Blatant misuse of a quote I happen to really like: > "Be assured that if you knew all, you would pardon all." > Thomas A. Kempis > > > > Too Much Information > > > "I am truly sorry." Garak paced the length of the Defiant's cramped > Infirmary. > > Julian sulked, "I told you what my bear means to me." > > "I didn't think you would be this offended." The Cardassian > responded, honestly this time, adding for good measure, "And > Kukalaka was not harmed in any way." > > "No, you just managed to traumatize every childhood memory of Kuk > I have!" The Doctor stormed over to the supply cabinet and pretended > to be extremely busy. > > Cardassian pride informed Elim that he had abased himself > enough. "Perhaps if you hadn't offended my sensibilities quite so > brutally, I might not have done it." > > Julian blushed, but he refused to turn away from his haphazard > inventory. "Look, I thought we'd agreed to experiment with bondage," > he muttered. > > "Julian, they were pink," Garak's lips curled in distaste, "and > fuzzy." > > "They were the best quality restraints from Risa!" Waving his hand to > emphasize this point, Bashir accidentally knocked several hypos and > ampoules to the floor. > > "Still, on an aesthetic level, I hardly think my reaction was out of > line." > > Frustrated, Julian bent over to retrieve the medical supplies he'd > scattered under the bio-bed. "Garak, you handcuffed my Kuk to the > bed!" > > A strangled gasp caused Julian to turn his head around, and to his > horror, he saw a ghost-white O'Brien standing in the doorway. > > "Woah, too much information!" Miles stammered, and fled the > Infirmary. > > As Bashir ran after the Chief, Garak sat heavily with a sigh. If he > ever wanted to see his beloved Doctor naked again, the Cardassian > reflected, he'd better start composing more apologies now. > > - the end - > > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> > Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. > Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! > http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/5x3olB/TM > --------------------------------------------------------------------~- > > > Messages from this list are mirrored on the ASCEM newsgroup. > Read http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML/files/faq.txt for > more information about your subscription to ASCEM/L. > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. 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