Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!news.glorb.com!news-xfer.newsread.com!newspeer.monmouth.com!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!yellow.newsread.com!bad-news.newsread.com!news-toy.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <160425739.20040907000054@mindspring.com> From: "Cait N." MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW DS9: Plain and Simple, Garak (Bad Title Challenge, drabble; G&B) Rated G Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 50 Date: Tue, 07 Sep 2004 04:55:24 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1094532924 209.198.142.218 (Tue, 07 Sep 2004 00:55:24 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 07 Sep 2004 00:55:24 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84023 X-Received-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 21:55:31 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Plain and Simple, Garak Author: Cait N. Contact: caitn at mindspring dot com Series: DS9 Codes: G&B; drabble Rating: G Archive: ASCEML yes, everyone else please ask Copyright: September 2004 Disclaimer: Paramount owns the characters, I just take 'em out for a spin every once in a while. Author's Note: Written for Stephen's Bad Title Challenge. Takes place after the episode "Body Parts." Summary: Plain and simple Garak... yeah, right. "Plain and Simple, Garak" by Cait N. "Would you really have dispatched Quark to the Divine Treasury?" "I assure you doctor, that was an isolated incident. My days are filled with measuring, cutting, designing. Clothing is my life." Garak smiled. "Maybe it is now," Bashir conceded, "but you can't tell me you don't miss it." "Miss what?" Garak said innocently. Bashir leaned closer. "The intrigue, the danger, the midnight assignations." "I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about." Garak spread his hands wide. "I'm a tailor, plain and simple." Bashir shook his head. "You're far from plain, and anyone who considers you simple is a fool." THE END ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: