Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!news-feed01.roc.ny.frontiernet.net!nntp.frontiernet.net!nntp.giganews.com.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "longbeachtrekstar" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW FFF: "Muff Diver" 1/1 (f/f, filk) [R] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 51 Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 12:55:03 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1098017703 209.198.142.218 (Sun, 17 Oct 2004 08:55:03 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 08:55:03 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:85122 X-Received-Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 05:55:06 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Muff Diver Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar @ yahoo . com ) Series: non-specific, but I can't help thinking of TNG Codes: f/f (non-specific), filk Rating: R Parts: 1/1 Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. But who cares? This doesn't even mention them. Archiving: FFF, ASCEM, others please ask. Feedback: Yes please, here or by email. Notes: Written for Round XV of the Femme Fuh-q Fest -- http://www.geocities.com/femme_fuhq_fest/ Summary: Based on "Low Rider" by War (1975). "Muff Diver" by longbeachtrekstar, July 2004 All the gals know the muff diver The muff diver is a real spitfire Muff diver licks a little wetter Muff diver sucks a little better [horn interlude] Muff diver is on the hunt, yeah! Muff diver knows every cunt, yeah! Muff diver can really use her tongue now Muff diver can show you how it's done [horn interlude] Take a little lick Take a little lick Take a little lick and see Take a little lick Take a little lick Take a little lick with me [horn, fades] (End) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: