Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newsswing.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.net!newsfeed.cwix.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!news-xfer.newsread.com!yellow.newsread.com!news-toy.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "Elizabeth Helena" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW2U DS9 "Top Ten Reasons Why Julian Now Prefers ..." (G/B, B/D) [PG-13] 1/1 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 63 Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 03:55:05 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1104551705 209.198.142.218 (Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:55:05 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:55:05 EST Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:86628 X-Received-Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:55:07 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Because Farfalla asked me to, and as far as I could tell, I've never posted this top ten here. Plus it's traditional for me to post one of these lists when I'm not well -- physically, that is ;-). Title: Top Ten Reasons Why Julian Now Prefers Garak over Jadzia Author: Elizabeth Helena Series: DS9 Codes: G/B, B/D or is it B/J (damn they both sound rude) Rating: A very generous PG-13 Spoilers: Set sometime in late 4th / early 5th season Warning: Some Klingons may not share my sense of humour. Thanks to: Qzeebrella for inspiring me. No apologies were necessary my dear, as I found your top ten list to be inspirational. Of course, I should probably apologize to you and the g/b list for tackling the same topic from a considerably more twisted point of view (especially for #1 and #4 - I have no clue where those ones came from). Top Ten Reasons Why Julian Now Prefers Garak over Jadzia 10. The spots are purely aesthetic, the ridges are multi-purpose. 9. Yamok sauce is a lot more fun in bed than Gagh. Trust me on this one. 8. When depressed around birthdays, no longer has to put up with unsympathetic "wait until you turn 300" speeches. 7. Jadzia has no sense of humour about late night games of connect the dots. 6. Now gets staff discount on all holosuite costumes and casual wear. 5. No longer has to put up with his partner calling out "Lenara" during intimate moments. 4. No longer tempted to moan "Curzon" during intimate moments. 3. Jadzia thinks a good time with Ferengi involves drinking and gambling. Garak thinks a good time with a Ferengi is practising how to kill them. 2. Jadzia thinks that a good time with Klingons involves drinking and going off on quests for lost swords. Garak thinks a good time with a Klingon is impossible. 1. The wire wasn't Garak's only implant. Oh, yeah! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: