Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10018 -- Posted: 5/7/1993
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
What would become of the known Universe without the captain of the Enterprise standing between it and the many loathsome, liberal enemies of the United Federation of Conservative planets?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 717 -- Posted: 2/26/2002
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
Response to the alternate writers' challenge.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5565 -- Posted: 2/17/1998
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 29337 -- Posted: 10/17/1992
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R] for language, racial epithets, sexual innuendo, violence
A affliction of an inexplicable sexual nature threatens the planet Erotica VI. After deciding 30 million naked women are a little bit much to handle all by himself, Captain Jerk beams down with Spic and Snotty. When they find the disease that might very well invade the universe, the answer is almost too simple.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 199038 -- Posted: 9/16/1992
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
The Enterprise 'lands' on a little planet of unsure origin. The inhabitants, among which we find a Hobbit called Frodo, would prefer to see them all leave as quickly as possible again. But then, considering several million tons of hardware in your backyard ... who wouldn't?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10648 -- Posted: 8/17/2001
Series: TOS, Road Runner -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
James Tiberius Kirk, the only man known to have both played and won the Kobyashi Maru scenario, finds himself battling the odds and losing for once when he and the rest of the Enterprise crew encounter a strange, lightning-fast lifeform. It's a bird, it's a plane ... No, it *is* a bird. (Originally posted to rec.arts.startrek in Spring 1986)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5562 -- Posted: 12/18/1992
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
Bones and Spock are having a friendly discussion for once. McCoy claims their present circumstances are just about perfect to lead to another big adventure. Yet Spock hesitates. Why would a new adventure start with the two of them ... ? Or even how ... ?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 26144 -- Posted: 11/7/2000
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
Spock and Chapel need to come up with an act for the first Enterprise talent show and update the Abbott & Costello classic 'Who's On First.'

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7128 -- Posted: 6/11/1999
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
The crew of the DSS Benterprise try to complete their mission.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 18978 -- Posted: 5/10/1994
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 3562 -- Posted: 4/5/1993
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
With Spock stuck in a fascination-loop, and Scotty muttering on and on about his precious engines, where does a communications-officer find the time to do her nails ...?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7989 -- Posted: 5/18/1995
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
High heels and haute couture, the perfect combination to allow some crewmembers on the 1701 to 'get closer' to each other, as they say. Putting on a dress really does make a man feel liberated.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 48412 -- Posted: 1/5/1996
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 8661 -- Posted: 4/21/1993
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
A parody on the original TV-series, so of course all the 'original' cliches are accounted for. Including fading FX-sounds, the scantily dressed female, the overly dressed extra-terrestial ...

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 3945 -- Posted: 9/30/1997
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R] for language and innuendo
It's Camp Queen Drag Night and the Enterprise crew are doing it up proud!

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 20647 -- Posted: 8/18/1998
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG-13]
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 27600 -- Posted: 8/22/1999
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG-13]
The goings on at a certain bar on Cestus III -- before the Gorns, before the Metrons, before diamonds made formidable projectiles.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 26369 -- Posted: 4/30/2000
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 18461 -- Posted: 2/2/1998
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
A reporter gets one of his best stories yet...

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 15896 -- Posted: 6/25/2000
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 30943 -- Posted: 11/5/1998
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
A young reporter is stuck on a certain Earth colony ruled by Gov. Kodos. Jimmy Kirk and Kevin Riley are about to witness a massacre. MacBeth is about to write the story of her life. As usual, the Foil pulls no punches.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 18363 -- Posted: 2/2/1999
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 4601 -- Posted: 8/22/1999
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
Another tale from Cestus III

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 6400 -- Posted: 2/17/1992
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
Biff loses his brain again in this weird TNG/TOS crossover parody. And guess who finds it?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 879 -- Posted: 8/22/1999
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
The Enterprise is on an official port call at the invitation of 2Pac. (Parodying a persistent ASC troll...)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 1390 -- Posted: 2/21/2000
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
Another red shirt tragedy.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 903 -- Posted: 7/29/1999
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 4175 -- Posted: 3/20/1998
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
When the AntiTrek boards the Enterprise and is so obnoxious that Spock's discipline fails him, it results in the Vulcan beating him.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 19661 -- Posted: 1/23/1992
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
Kirk has received the order to investigate the colony on Oedipus-3. But as the Enterprise hurries to reach this planet, supposedly inhabited by drunk engineers, the tension between Spock and Bones mounts to the point where a line has to be drawn.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 6037 -- Posted: 6/8/1995
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
Beer, the final frontier. After an encounter with the cosmic cloud of beer, the reader is treated to an accurate assesment of the original crew's would-be response to all this wonderment.