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Ask Mr. Data by M. Utlagh

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 4545 -- Posted: 9/19/1996
Series: TNG,VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
An excerpt from 'Ask Mr. Data,' occasional column of advice and information appearing in Starfleet Academy's student-run online news service...

At Home With The Borg Parts 1-2 by Yves Boudreault

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12816 -- Posted: 6/30/1995
Series: TNG, TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Now that's entertainment - Borg style!

The Commercial Cage by Steve Hanov

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 21213 -- Posted: 8/20/1994
Series: TNG, TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Crap Trek updates 1, 2 and 3 by Paul Thompson

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 4982 -- Posted: 10/8/1998
Series: TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

The Definitive Star Trek Parody by Martin Phipps

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 102394 -- Posted: 5/18/1993
Series: TOS, TNG, DS9 -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Delta Sloane by Rob Morris

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 4237 -- Posted: 6/29/1999
Series: VOY, DS9, Section 31 -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Don't Let Worf Play With A Phaser by Daniel Fox and Jessica Krucek

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5512 -- Posted: 7/24/1999
Series: TNG, DS9, VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Worf proves just how dangerously annoying he can be.

Essence 4: Essence of CeePee Luxe by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 9311 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Essence 6: Essence Of CeePee Doom: Battle Lines by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10388 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
What does it mean when people ceepee? More in the saga...

Essence 7: Essence Retrenchment by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 13137 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
The saga continues...

Essence 8: Pirate Lust and Stuff by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12152 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
The fiasco is heading for the Badlands, a place of fear and loathing by nearly all involved. Enterprise is chasing Voyager, now known as the frigate-dreadnought-battle cruiser-destroyer-aircraft carrier-garbage scow, The Jolly Roger(ing).

Essence 9: The Captain's Parrot by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 14833 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
We're in the Badlands. Everyone is screwing around. Now, ON WITH THE SHOW!

Essence 10: Trouble In Paradise by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12636 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
The Captain's Parrot, 8 newborns, a transsexual Captain, plaster of paris, Blue Cross, Aetna, garbanzos, Buffy the Interior Decorator, spandex, Mr. Wizard, 7's catsuit, Chakotay's tatt, Tom's tatt, Neelix wishing for a tatt, and the whole Alpha Quad.

Essence 11: What's Next Now? by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10462 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
This is ceepee. The real thing. This is *not* your mother's ceepee.

Essence 12: Reprise And What Not by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 14231 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
N/A

Essence 13: Lucky Thirteen by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10464 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
N/A

Essence 14: Barrabas Strikes Back by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10410 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
I forget.

Essense 16: Pirates, Ho!!! by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 11015 -- Posted: 4/30/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
Probably.

Essence Series Parts 0-10 by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 96888 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
For anyone wondering about the attraction of Tom and Chakotay...

Federation Foil: The Fizzbin Murders - Another Cantina Tale From Cestus III by Hugh Lessig

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 15906 -- Posted: 9/15/1999
Series: TOS, DS9 -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
N/A

Federation Foil: The Naked City - On The Edge of Forever by Hugh Lessig

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7086 -- Posted: 6/14/1998
Series: TOS, TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
In 1931, we were the Frisco Foil, based in the City by the Bay. And this story is about one of our reporters who journeyed to New York, only to run into a dame named Edith Keeler, and some guy who kept moaning about 'Needles and sutures.'

Federation Foil: Sunday Conversations With Morn by Hugh Lessig

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 21560 -- Posted: 12/26/1998
Series: TOS, DS9 -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Federation Foil 7 by Hugh Lessig

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7929 -- Posted: 8/24/1998
Series: DS9, Blade Runner -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
The Foil was the only media outlet with a bureau in Sanctuary District A, Los Angeles, when the riots broke out. They were called the Bell Riots because a man named Gabriel Bell led them. Or did he?

Imagine Q With A Collar Around His Neck by JJ Arrow

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 1904 -- Posted: 11/29/1996
Series: TNG, VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Q is really in for it, this time.

The James T. Kirk All Roads Lead to His Dick Game by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 57866 -- Posted: 10/16/2002
Series: TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
In the interests of IDIC and diversity (tm), I offer you a scholarly dissertation on all four Treks and a number of other related things based on the premise that, like Kevin Bacon and Hollywood, all Trek leads back to Jim Kirk's dick.

Joel On: Lost In Space (With Star Trek Guest Stars...) by Joel Verlin

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 3406 -- Posted: 11/2/1998
Series: TOS, TNG, VOY, Lost In Space -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Just Like Old Times by Matt Riggsby

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 22615 -- Posted: 2/17/1992
Series: TNG, TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Night Demons by T'Thrill

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 21497 -- Posted: 10/16/2002
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
After the events of dealing with the Psi 2000 virus, Jim retires for the evening, but is hearing strange noises for Spock's cabin.

Recycling by Suz Voy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 6925 -- Posted: 10/6/1998
Series: TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG-13]
Explains what really happens to red shirts or other Trek characters that kick the metaphorical bucket.

The Ritual by Ellen Fremedon

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 3383 -- Posted: 10/16/2002
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
N/A