Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10648 -- Posted: 8/17/2001
Series: TOS, Road Runner -- Codes: parody, xo
Rating: [G]
James Tiberius Kirk, the only man known to have both played and won the Kobyashi Maru scenario, finds himself battling the odds and losing for once when he and the rest of the Enterprise crew encounter a strange, lightning-fast lifeform. It's a bird, it's a plane ... No, it *is* a bird. (Originally posted to rec.arts.startrek in Spring 1986)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 9190 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: parody
Rating: [G]
The Borg are taking over all the universities in the Galaxy, and they want Picard as their next student. (Contains several in-jokes that only Penn State alumni will get...)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 13331 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: parody
Rating: [G]
With Captain Picard gone, will the TNG crew be able to crash the Borgs' computer system? Maybe technobabble can help. (More Penn State in-jokes...)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 20216 -- Posted: 12/28/1998
Series: MISC -- Codes: filk
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 16463 -- Posted: 7/26/1996
Series: TNG, DS9 -- Codes: N/A
Rating: N/A
Sisko must help out as the Enterprise battles the Dominion.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 4554 -- Posted: 1/2/1998
Series: TNG, DS9, VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [G]
Everything any child needs to know about Star Trek.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 155711 -- Posted: 1/25/1997
Series: DS9, Sailor Moon, Power Rangers Zeo -- Codes: xo
Rating: N/A
A Bajoran terrorist has just stolen Bajor's most powerful Orb and is heading for Earth. It's up to Ensign Moon and her Ranger Squadron to stop him! But what can she do when their ship is destroyed--with all hands still aboard?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 113490 -- Posted: 7/31/1999
Series: MISC, DS9 -- Codes: N/A
Rating: N/A
Script format.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10640 -- Posted: 7/12/1992
Series: TNG, Star Wars -- Codes: xo
Rating: N/A
The Enterprise-D and the Millenium Falcon are enroute to a rendezvous as the Emperor sets his plan in motion. Script format. [Incomplete!]

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7135 -- Posted: 7/16/1998
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [PG-13]
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 105255 -- Posted: 8/1/1995
Series: MISC -- Codes: N/A
Rating: N/A
Not related to the Peter David series for Pocket Books.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 11853 -- Posted: 11/21/1993
Series: TNG, Red Dwarf -- Codes: N/A
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5210 -- Posted: 9/4/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: N/A
Rating: [PG]
The Vidiians equip a new ship on the mission of recapturing Torres for genetic research. (Incomplete)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 65790 -- Posted: 5/18/1993
Series: TOS, TNG, Quantum Leap, Star Wars -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 35225 -- Posted: 4/27/1995
Series: TOS -- Codes: N/A
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 6957 -- Posted: 3/12/1996
Series: MISC -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 55593 -- Posted: 8/17/1993
Series: TOS, TNG -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
Three separate stories. The first, a tale in which the observant viewer might recognise a 'Naked-Gun'-pun or two, deals with Noonien Khan who has been assimilated by the Borg. The next tale suggests what could have been had the 1701-A met up with the 1701-D in time. And Kirk reveals his long-kept secret about women in the final piece.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 18978 -- Posted: 5/10/1994
Series: TOS -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5323 -- Posted: 1/19/1993
Series: TOS -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7989 -- Posted: 5/18/1995
Series: TOS -- Codes: parody
Rating: [PG]
High heels and haute couture, the perfect combination to allow some crewmembers on the 1701 to 'get closer' to each other, as they say. Putting on a dress really does make a man feel liberated.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 18524 -- Posted: 1/29/1993
Series: TNG -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
What if...The Big-E computers were Macintoshes?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 241352 -- Posted: 3/29/1996
Series: MIS -- Codes: N/A
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 75751 -- Posted: 1/21/1997
Series: DS9, Sailor Moon, Power Rangers -- Codes: xo
Rating: N/A
When a Cardassian colony in the DMZ is threatened by a renegade Changeling and his henchman Zeddite, it's up to an elite group of Starfleet ensigns, led by Serena Moon, to save the day. A DS9 crossover with the popular anime series Bishojo Senshi (Sailor

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 16766 -- Posted: 8/15/1995
Series: TOS -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
What do you get when you cross a planet-sized Belturian Spung worm with a healthy helping of a McBreakfast-meal, courtesy of McDonald's Space Bars? The answer, dudes and dudettes ... a most excellent adventure.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 25321 -- Posted: 7/26/1995
Series: TOS -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
These are the trials and tribulations of the USS Star Truck. Its five-year goal: TO GET THE HECK OUT OF THE GARAGE!!!

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 18535 -- Posted: 12/9/2000
Series: TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, Star Wars -- Codes: Q, xo
Rating: N/A
Q causes havoc in the federation for a while before settling to bring all our favourites from all series together on the Millenium Falcon.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 48412 -- Posted: 1/5/1996
Series: TOS -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 128427 -- Posted: 7/31/1999
Series: DS9 -- Codes: N/A
Rating: [PG-13]
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 100771 -- Posted: 9/6/1999
Series: TNG, Star Wars -- Codes: N/A
Rating: [R] for language
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 153399 -- Posted: 2/26/2002
Series: TOS -- Codes: K&S, Mc, Ch, h/c
Rating: [G]
Soon after the V'ger mission, McCoy must give a presentation on Vulcan mating rituals for the annual Federation Medical Conference or risk his career.