Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!216.196.98.140.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20041118202250.41487.qmail@web41904.mail.yahoo.com> From: Marcia Wilson-Cales MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: "Corpses Are Not Considerate Part 1" TOS MU; Ensemble. Rated G; Humor Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Lines: 200 Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 21:55:02 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1100814902 209.198.142.218 (Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:55:02 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:55:02 EST Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:85728 X-Received-Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 13:55:31 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: "Corpses Are Not Considerate" Author: Kelthammer Sequel to "the Plot Curdles," Series: TOS; Alt; Mirror Universe Character Codes: Ensemble; Scott; McCoy Archive: Sure, just let me know, ok? Disclaimer: Paraborg owns all; this is a written version of playing with t= he action figures--got it? Summary: Situation Normal: All Fouled Up. It was still quite early in the alpha shift. Attendance was down to a mini= mum as two men walked slowly to Shuttlelounge B. =20 "You did a pretty good makin' a makeshift sickbay out of this," McCoy appro= ved. His eye had caught a standard-grade poster a helpful technician had p= ut on the wall of several species without their skins and a chemistry table= highlighting the major blood groups. =20 "Well, I didn't think we'd have to need it," Scott admitted. "It's not lik= e there's a bit o' a rush tae yer department." =20 "Not right now there isn't." McCoy pointed out. He could have said that r= ather ominously, but didn't. His hands were wrapped around the largest mug= of coffee Scott had ever seen. It was obviously a purchase from off-ship.= "OK, now that we're alone, what was so all-fired important that it needed= my approval?" =20 "Well th'captain's havin' the B Lounge cleared out for the annual HardMail = runs," Scott explained. As "Hard Mail" (nonelectronic) didn't come but onc= e or twice a year on a Standard Imperial ship, and what came tended to be i= n large volume, it made sense to donate so much space. =20 "I thought he assigned that to Chekov?" McCoy wondered. =20 "Aye, he did, but first *I* hav ta have my men clear it out n'prove there's= nothing in here already. T'will be hard enough to find a lost piece o'mai= l when it all comes, wi'out someone screamin' for a left-handed spanner the= y left in here before the cargo came in." =20 "Sounds absolutely thrilling," McCoy offered. "Chekov thinks the captain's= going to kill him anyway. Should be fun to work with him." =20 Scott paused, ever so slightly. "Is the captain wantin' tae kill him?" =20 "No more than he does anybody else," McCoy shrugged with a stoicism to impr= ess Brutus. "I think he taeks the rumor mill a little too seriously." =20 "He used tae work in Covert; I imagine he'd be paranoid on principle." Sco= tt mumbled.=20 =20 "Ah, don't worry about it," McCoy offered jadedly. "He's the best astrophy= sicist on ship next to Sulu & Spock. If he just understood Kirk didn't hav= e any immediate replacement lined up, he could relax a little." He looked = around. Scott had stopped them in the center of a large wall of cardboard = storage bins. =20 "Doctor, do ye know anything about these kind o' bins?" =20 "Well, when I was a kid they made dandy hideouts. I made an escape pod out= of one in my back yard. It worked great until a flock of Muscovys decided= it was great pre-feb housing. Why?" =20 Scott stopped in front of a particularly large canister made of compressed = pulp-fibers and re-inforced with strips of aluminum. He looked at McCoy, l= ooked at the container. As McCoy watched, the CEO pried open the lid, look= ed inside the canister (It was almost chest-high), and looked again at McCo= y. =20 McCoy took a step forward. He read the MEMORY ALPHA label on the outside. = He looked inside. =20 "Woa." =20 Scott was relieved that McCoy sounded (fairly) calm. "It's from Memory Alp= ha," he pointed out. =20 "Yeah, I noticed." McCoy said seriously. He took a drink of coffee. "Isn= 't that where Mira is?" =20 "Thot's the problem." Scott admitted. =20 "What is?" =20 "Mira's in Memory Alpha." =20 "I fail to see the problem." =20 McCoy privately wondered what they must look like, two grown men patiently = trying to make each other see another viewpoint over a tin stuffed full of = skeletalized remains. Eventually, Scott was able to make a breakthrough in= comprehension. =20 "Lemme get this straight." McCoy swallowed the last of the sludge hanging = to the bottom of his mug, coughed loudly, and continued. "You don't know i= f Mira had anything to do with this. But, she could because she's one of t= he 3,000 members of the Empire staffed to Memory Alpha." =20 "There aren't thot many crewmembers on Mem'ry Alpha who've been on the ENTE= RPRISE," Scott pointed out. =20 "Have you thought about co-incidence?" =20 "McCoy, twasn't it you who said, "only a fool can afford to believe in co-i= ncidence?" =20 "I was trying to get Spock's goat." =20 "Well, you got it. But think about it. She could have something to do abo= ut this." =20 "You're wanting to cover this up in case Mira killed him?" =20 Put in that context, it wasn't the smartest thing Scott had ever come up wi= th. But it was the only thing he could think of. =20 McCoy realized the silence was speaking for itself. He sighed. Looked aga= in into the canister. =20 "I dunno. I'd be really surprised if Mira did kill this guy." =20 Scott normally hated to take a flying leap at hope. This time, there was n= o holding back. "Aye?" =20 "Ayeh." McCoy drawled back. "For one thing, that's a Vulcan." =20 Scott didn't know how the devil McCoy could tell a species from a jumble of= dry bones, and said so in no uncertain language. =20 "Human bones are more gracile." The doctor explained patiently. "It's bec= ause of our lighter gravity. Vulcanoid skeletons, due to their lifespan on= heavier-grav planets, are rough and almost pebbly to the touch. To transl= ate it into engineering terms, Mr. Scott, that's what enables all that extr= a muscle tissue to lock on to their skeletons." =20 Scott looked again in the dark well of homicide. "Och." He said. "I was w= onderin' if there was a telltale bump where th' ears would be or something.= " =20 "I'm glad I stopped drinking before I heard that." =20 Scott looked sour. "Well now what?" =20 "Now what? This is your department!" =20 "You're in better wi'th'captain than I am, mon!" =20 "Yeah, for the next two hours!" McCoy snapped back. "Oh, for..." He exha= led and briefly closed his eyes. "Look, you wanna believe your lady-fair d= ispatched a seven-foot-tall Vulcan and stuffed him in a very small box afte= r de-fleshing him, you--" =20 "Seven feet tall?" =20 "The thigh bones," McCoy said with great patience. =20 "Doctor, if I ever maun hide a corse, I'll be goin' straight tae ye." =20 "Thanks ever so." McCoy began rubbing his forehead. "My mother would be p= roud. She always wanted me to have a secondary line of work to fall back o= n." =20 "I cannae get Mira implicated in all this! Chekov's comin' in here first t= hing tomorrow tae start preparin' for the mail!" Scott waited worridly. =20 Finally, McCoy exhaled--a universal sign of defeat. "I'll see what I can d= o." He muttered all the way out of the store room. =20 TBC =20 =09=09=09 --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? The all-new My Yahoo! =96 Get yours free!=20=20=20=20 [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!prodigy.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20041118214437.70923.qmail@web41904.mail.yahoo.com> From: Marcia Wilson-Cales MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: "Corpses Are Not Considerate" Part 2 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Lines: 336 Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:55:02 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1100822102 209.198.142.218 (Thu, 18 Nov 2004 18:55:02 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 18:55:02 EST Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:85729 X-Received-Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:55:17 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Medical officers were not allowed on the Bridge unless asked first. McCoy = had no desire to emulate Esther, and politely paged a request to the captai= n's private comm asking to speak with him on a departmental matter. The pr= oblem was, Scott wanted this discreet (and that was probably a good idea). = However, if the doctor was too low-key in asking for Kirk's presence, he'd= probably be denied. =20 Chapel heard him sigh as he looked at the DENIED on the screen. =20 "What's your problem?" Chapel wanted to know. "I haven't seen you this de= pressed since Spock told you we couldn't bring the Cannibal Jumping Spiders= aboard for the lab work." =20 "I wasn't totally depressed from that, Nurse," McCoy told her. "While I'm = sorry we missed out on a great chance to learn about the little devils, at = least I got something good out of it." =20 "You did? What?" =20 "I now know Spock has a phobia." =20 "A really common one, you know. Most people can't stand spiders." Chapel = paused again. "Most people." =20 "Hey, you said you'd help me take 'em apart." =20 "I said I would because you promised me an extra fifty credits." =20 "Hmph. I don't see why you're all so squeamish about them." He switched b= ack to the original point of conversation. "I'm just tryin' to figure out = how I can slip a note to the captain without anyone knowing about it." =20 "Have Barrows send it up." =20 "Tonia?" McCoy blinked. "I thought she got transferred back to Tech." =20 "She got transferred right back out." Chapel told him. =20 "When?" =20 "Yesterday. When you were trying to wake Spock up out of his trance withou= t hitting him." =20 "She got back from Shore Leave yesterday! How did--What'd she get transfer= red out of Tech so fast for?" =20 "Something about incompatible magnetics." Chapel shrugged with both should= ers. "Look, you want me to page her or not?" =20 "OK, tell her she's due for a checkup." =20 "She is due for a checkup." =20 "Then you won't have to lie, will you?" He watched her go, then busied hms= elf with his Padd. "incompatible magnetics..." he muttered to the empty a= ir. =20 *** =20 "What's this about incompatible magnetics?" =20 "I'm not sure. Something about getting hit by lightning." =20 McCoy paused. He looked at the Padd that held her medical report. "When d= id you get hit by lightning?" =20 "Oh, last shore leave. If you want to be precise about it, about 12 hours = before my beamup." =20 McCoy didn't blink. "When?" =20 "Mammoth Cave." =20 "How the @#%&* can you get hit by lightning in Mammoth Cave?" =20 "It's not like I did it on purpose," Tonia said defensively. =20 "I'm sure you didn't walk up and start pickin' bolts out of the sky, Tonia,= but...but how?" =20 "I was in the old clinic for TB patients back in the 20th century, and on m= y hands and knees checking out the cots. Those things are terrible, by the= way. I think a rock ledge would be more comfortable. And can you imagine= how it must have smelled back then?" =20 "Uh, Tonia, we were talking about lightning..." =20 "Anyway, I touched a metal leg and it felt like I'd gotten slapped by about= 100 watts. Boy was I mad! I told the tour guide he was trying to kill me= , but then he got popped too, and we got out of there because we were afrai= d it was the primitive electronics in there--I swear, they still have Ediso= n's lights still burning down in there, Leonard." =20 McCoy was rubbing hs forehead. "So it wasn't lightning, it was a grounded = wire?" =20 "No, it was lightning. Because the water started coming up really fast, an= d it turned out there was a storm going on above ground, and the guide said= getting hit by lightning underground wasn't totally unheard of...two men a= pparantly got zapped when they were mapping for the West Virginia Cave Cons= ervancy way, way, way back in the 1970's, and it was documented even back t= hen." =20 McCoy stared at Tonia. "Your guide certainly knew his trivia," he told her= . =20 She sniffed. "He was trying to impress me." =20 "Did he?" =20 "No. My hair was ruined. Can't you tell?" =20 McCoy managed to invoke marvelous reservoirs of strength and withheld comme= nt. Tonia was, obviously, still dwelling on the indignation. "Look, I nee= d you to run a note up to the captain." He held it up in the air so she co= uld see. "Nothing overt, nothing covert, I'm just telling him when he has = a moment I can use his input on the Stores Requisition forms." =20 Tonia shrugged. "No problem." =20 "So this is why you got transferred back out?" =20 Tonia shrugged. "Apparantly now I'm high-risk for dirupting some of the mo= re sensitive computers." =20 McCoy couldn't help it. He stared. "Hold still." She did while he found = the right salt-shaker. He ran it over her, looked at its readings, did it = again and plugged it directly into his personal computer. Tonia was a good= poker player, and she figured his total lack of expression meant something= was showing up on the readings. =20 "Anything I need to know?" She wondered. =20 "You might want to be careful walking across ionic-charged carpets," he war= ned her. =20 =20 Fifteen minutes later, Barrows was back. "You were lucky I could get to hi= m. He was sending Chekov downstairs to oversee the Security Mails."=20=20 =20 "He signed it, though?" McCoy rose out of his chair. =20 "He signed it," she showed him the Padd. =20 McCoy looked at it. The Padd was blank. For a long moment he silently abs= orbed the implications of having a magnetic personality for a Captain's Yeo= man delivering him electronic messages on an Imperial-grade (and apparantly= not well shielded) Padd. And Barrows, good little soldier that she was, h= ad kept his correspondance confidential and not looked at the Padd to see w= hat the captain had written. McCoy wondered how long it had taken for expo= sure to Barrows to erase the Padd-program. =20 "Thank you, Lieutentant," he said with heavy noble calm. "That will be all= ." =20 =20 *** =20 "Sulu!" =20 Sulu paused while carrying his tray from the wall. Chekov was sitting in t= he back corner, not his usual style, with a barely touched plate of somethi= ng round with magenta and white concentric circles in it. No wonder he was= n't eating, the Helmsman thought. =20 "What the hell are you eating?" Sulu asked politely. =20 Chekov looked down at his tray to make sure his lunch hadn't changed when h= e wasn't looking. "Beets," he said, as if Sulu should know damn well what = a beet looked like and had he been spending too much time watching quasars?= "Sulu, sit down." =20 Sulu sat down, curious more than anything else. "What's got you looking so= worried? Captain can't be mad at you if he sends you to check the Securit= y Mails." =20 "I think he is mad." Chekov answered. =20 "Oh?" Sulu was even more curious. This sounded promising. "What's going = on?" =20 "I went down dere to check out the lounge. Since I hev to start the shift = in there in the morning, I thought it would be a good idea to "scope out." = Chekov's voice trailed off. He stared at his plate glumly. "When do you = have to get back to duty?" =20 "I'm off for the rest of the shift." =20 "Can you meet me in Shuttlelounge B?" =20 "What's down there? You think the doc left any good pharmaceuticals by acc= ident?" =20 "Nyet..." Chekov choked on his food. "Come down with me and see." =20 *** =20 "Are you sure that's a good idea?" Christine Chapel asked as her immediate= supervisor got off the wall comm. =20 "If I was prone to good ideas, Nurse, would I be here?" =20 "You're here because your ex-wife was sleeping with your divorce lawyer." =20 "Having either in my life wasn't a good idea either, Christine." He sighed= and went back to his desk. "OK. After having Barrows send up a Padd for = the captain to sign, I couldn't get an electronic confirmation. So what; b= ig deal. It happens on occasion. Calling him up to confirm lost communiqu= e is standard Imperial procedure." =20 "Standard my Size Sevens," Christine snorted. "Nobody follows procedure ex= cept for Spock." =20 "Now you're bein' nasty." =20 "My point is," Chapel was getting exasperated now, "A call that soon after = the Padd was sent up, and the confidential note you gave him before the Pad= d, will make Sulu suspicious of you." =20 "Big deal. The man operates on suspicion. He should be in Covert Ops. I = hear they let you carry personal swords with your uniform." =20 "That's not all they let you carry. Poison rings, personal drugs, you name= it. All you need to do is file a permit." =20 "I'm changing the subject back to our original conversation topic: what el= se is the Agony Booth good for?" McCoy wanted to know. He was making a fl= eet of gliders with declassified flimsys while waiting for Kirk to hurry up= and decide to come down to Sickbay. Chapel had finished for the day, and = the conversation had sort of tied them both up. =20 "Circulation." Chapel mused. "It does get the blood going." =20 "I once pulled a hypothermic patient back to normal blood temperature from = it," McCoy offered. =20 "You can do that with agonizers, too. I read the Klingon Manual." =20 "Yeah, but don't follow that manual. Humans operate on a different frequen= cy altogether." =20 "Will it kill you?" =20 "No, but it might as well; you'll bleed out both ears and have permanent ti= nnitis in the key of F-sharp. I'd rather shiver." =20 "Set it for Tellarites and you'll bleed out of a lot more than just your ea= rs." =20 "Andorian settings just tickle. I think we've all prayed the interrogator = was an Andorian." =20 "Senile Andorians." =20 "Yeah." =20 McCoy set the glider into the air. It floated smoothly to Chapel, who pluc= ked it out of the air almost absently and flew it right back at him. =20 *** =20 "Pavel Chekov," Sulu put his hands on his hips and glared. "Why didn't yo= u tell me you were trying to hide a body?" =20 Pavel decided to actually opt for honesty. "I didn't want to implicate you= ." =20 "I'm head of security. Don't you think I'd know how to make something disa= ppear?" Sulu shook his head. "I'm impressed. "How did you kill him?" =20 "I didn't. He was just there." =20 Sulu took another look. "Good grief." He summed it up neatly. "He's huge= ." =20 "How can you tell?" =20 "Look at all those bones. He takes up some space." =20 "Da." Chekov looked again at the canister. "Kin we just vaporize him with= a phaser?" =20 "The ship's computers will pick up the molecules, Pav. I don't want to dea= l with a shipwide security alarm when I'm the head of security." =20 "I know, but...I thought mebbe you knew a trick." =20 "I don't. The captain sure does, though." =20 "Da." Chaekov agreed gloomily. Both thought for some long moments on the = unnerving but useful skill the captain had with conveniently vanishing enem= ies (barring the occasional but obnoxious exception). "Now what?" =20 Sulu turned the question over in his mind. "Move the thing. Scott's crew = are going to come in here in a few hours, right? Move it." =20 "Where?" Chekov was staring at Sulu as if he wasn't convinced the Helmsman= was a genius or deranged. =20 "I gotta idea. C'mon." =20 TBC... =20 =20 =09=09 --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? Meet the all-new My Yahoo! =96 Try it today!=20 [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!atl-c03.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20041122133831.97852.qmail@web41903.mail.yahoo.com> From: Marcia Wilson-Cales MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: "Corpses Are Not Considerate" Part 3 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Lines: 432 Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 15:55:02 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1101138902 209.198.142.218 (Mon, 22 Nov 2004 10:55:02 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 10:55:02 EST Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:85766 X-Received-Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 07:55:59 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) "Holy God!" =20 Scott was distracted enough out of his own horror at the sound of the CMO's= . The potential for panic was unmistakable as his invocation hovered in th= e air of Shuttlelounge B. =20 "Where'd it go??" McCoy gaped. =20 "All I know is, *I* dinnae move it!" =20 "Well *I* didn't move it!" McCoy barked. "And if you didn't move it, and = I didn't move it--who moved it?" =20 "A verra careless technician?" Scott offered. =20 McCoy lapsed into low-key swearing. "We've got to find that thing! Chekov= will be here in the morning to oversee the--" He stopped, verbally and ph= ysically. "Oh." He said. softly. =20 Scott knew not to feel good at that. "What is it?" =20 "Barrows told me the captain was sending Chekov down to oversee the Outgoin= g Security Mails." =20 "So? Thot's over in th' next storage!" Scott pointed to the general direc= tion. =20 "So, while overseein' em is just electronically scanning the cargo, how muc= h to do want to bet our Eager-beaver Navigator wanted to get ahead of his w= ork and started checking out the Incoming stocks in B-Lounge?" He stared h= opelessly at the bigger man. =20 Scott closed his eyes. Chekov was an eager-beaver. A paranoid one, to be = sure, but always anxious to produce a 200% markup on the work input-output = equation. =20 "So he's got it." Scott corrected himself. "Nae; he'd na be sae foolish. = He's gut it hidden somewhere." =20 "We've got to find it." McCoy's eyes scanned the five hundred and twelve p= ressed fiber canisters in the B-deck. "Oh, Lord. The captain might come t= o see me tonight when I return to shift; I need to have some kind of answer= s for him!" =20 "Ye'r not the only one." Scott had found his mechanical tricorder; he pass= ed it over to McCoy. "Mebbe ye'd know how to set this for a Vulcan skeleto= n?" =20 *** =20 Kirk drummed his fingertips on the arms of his chair. Bridge was fairly qu= iet at this point of the annual calendar; unlike the anniversary of Caligul= a's Assassination, the twice-yearly occasion of annual Solid Mail was a pea= ceful occasion, and out of courtesy, co-workers made the attempt to get alo= ng. If they didn't, they soon found the captain was harsh with holiday tra= nsgressors. =20 "Kirk to Sickbay." =20 "Sickbay," Dr. M'Benga's soft deep voice floated easily over the intercomm= . "Dr. M'Benga speaking." =20 "M'Benga, where's McCoy?" =20 "He's on his lunch break, sir." =20 "His lunch break? Officers' Mess broke half an hour ago." =20 "He only eats when the crew eats, sir. Something about how jg's are too sc= ared to ask him for free medical advice." =20 Kirk blinked. He glanced at Spock, who had actually looked up from his pos= t. "I heard him say that once over the incident with Blalock...I didn't th= ink he was serious." He shook his head. "Dr. M'Benga, leave a message for= Dr. McCoy for when he returns: since he is unavailable at the time *I* am= , he can wait until tomorrow morning for my return of his call." =20 "Tomorrow morning, sir?" =20 "Yes. I'll answer his call after I see to Chekov's post with the mail." N= ow why, he wondered, did Chekov flinch like that? He frowned thoughtfully = at the younger man, wondering again if he had been wise to recruit a former= Covert Ops-soldier. The man knew his work, and could perform six complica= ted maneuvers at once...but there was something about him that was just...t= witchy. Not like Sulu--although Kirk frankly felt the Helmsman was one of = the most dangerous men on the Bridge. He sighed to himself, wondering if h= is day would remain boring, or be broken with some kind of unplanned chaos. =20 *** =20 Dr. M'Benga looked up from his desk several hours later; McCoy was returnin= g to Sickbay with Scott. Both men looked somewhat the worse for wear. Sco= tt had a forming black eye where something straight and rigid had scraped h= is face. McCoy was uncharacteristically rumpled, and shook his hand like h= is fingers hurt him. =20 "I still can't get over how much those things hurt." McCoy complained. =20 "Leastwise it wasnae our heads when it fell," Scott pointed out. "How long= will I keep this shiner?" =20 "Long as you want. I can even make up a story about it for the medical log= s." =20 "Ahem," M'Benga cleared his throat. "Leonard, have you been square dancing= in the Jefferies Tubes again?" =20 "Not recently, and never, ever alone." McCoy shot back. "Anything happen = while I was out?" =20 "Nothing much; the captain is going to answer your call tomorrow morning af= ter he briefs Chekov." =20 McCoy stopped. His hands fell limply to his sides. Scott closed his eyes = and clutched his head. =20 "I'm takin' off for the rest of the day, M'Benga," McCoy strangled. "If, = for no good reason, the captain calls, please route his call to me." =20 *** =20 "So then, when I mentioned the mail, I swear I saw Chekov flinch." Kirk pa= used to let the wine flow down his throat. "Just a little reaction, like a= reflex. The odd thing was, I got the distinct impression that Sulu was li= stening to my pointless conversation with both ears." =20 Spock paused slightly while pouring his own drink. "A figure of speech, ca= ptain?" =20 "Hmn? Oh. Yes." Kirk chuckled. "Anyway, Chekov gets jumpier by the day.= I'm wondering if he's taking those rumors seriously." =20 Spock's eyebrow slipped upward, openly puzzled now. "What rumors would tho= se be?" =20 "Oh, somebody started the rumor that I was looking for Chekov's replacement= --not that I am more than I'm looking for anyone's replacement. So long as= they do their work, I'm not going to kill anyone..." Kirk turned his head= as his communicator buzzed. "Hold on a moment..." He twisted, pulled out= the tool and snapped it open. "Yes?" =20 "Captain?" =20 "Yes, Bones, what is it?" =20 "Are you busy tonight?" =20 Kirk shook his head. "I did have plans, why?" =20 If possible, a distinct uncomfortable silence conveyed itself over the line= . "Well, I keep hitting a snag on my Interdepartmental Affairs." =20 (On the other side of the communicator, Scott was nodding approval at the m= ost plausible explanation they could come up with). =20 "What kind of snag, Bones? Is this what you've been trying to reach me ove= r?" =20 "Um, yeah." McCoy answered, clearly reluctant to go into details. "I'm co= nvinced its a clerical error, but I certainly don't have the security clear= ance to go in and scan, much less correct the mistakes." =20 Kirk sighed. The last thing he wanted to do was go down to help McCoy--not= that he didn't mind being in the man's company, but he'd finally settled d= own and was starting to unwind. "All right. I can see why you want to be = discreet." He glanced at Spock over the desk, saw the affirmative nod. "I= 'll send Spock over your way. He'll be going back to duty in a few hours."= Kirk took a swallow of wine, noting McCoy had gone oddly silent. "Is tha= t all right with you?" As if that would make a difference. =20 "No, it's fine. He helped design the damn things; he should be able to rea= d between the silly electronic lines." McCoy sounded better now; more his = usual grumpy self. "We'll be down in Sickbay's Briefing Room, me an' Scott= ." =20 "Well, that's done," Kirk flipped the communicator shut. "Would you care f= or another glass?" =20 *** =20 "Did I ever tell you I was actually "in good" with the captain?" McCoy sna= pped. As Scott watched, the doctor paced the small confines of Sickbay's B= riefing room, determined to eat up space with long strides. "Look, I tried= ." =20 "He's nae coming down?" =20 "No, he's sending Spock down!" =20 "I dinnae exactly want ta discuss this wi' Spock." Scott was hushed and co= wed. =20 "You have a better idea? This is a dead Vulcan, ya know. Dead Vulcans mea= n live Vulcans have to get involved somewhere." =20 Scott was feeling particularly stubborn. "Whut if it could be a Romulan?" =20 McCoy rolled his eyes. "Romulans are more gracile. The gravity on their h= omeworld is a whole 0.3 percent lighter." =20 "Rigellian?" =20 McCoy simply stared at Scott a full minute before answering. "Rigellians f= latten the backs of their skulls with headbords during infantcy." =20 Scott meekly sat down. He sat back up again; Spock was just entering, his = bodyguards neatly posted outside the doorway. =20 Salutes went off like phasers. Spock nodded curtly. "Might I inquire what= would warrant a matter of such urgency that you would call me?" =20 There was nothing for it now. McCoy took a deep breath (mentally--he wasn'= t about to let Spock see him stall for nerve)--and nodded at Scott. =20 "We have a matter that concerns your input," Scott cleared his throat and g= lanced to McCoy, as if for help, but he knew better. McCoy was already imp= licated, and he wasn't going to just up and volunteer any more aid. "Tis a= Vulcan matter, sair." =20 Spock actually looked interested. Not a common expression for him. "Indee= d?" =20 Scott cleared his throat again. "Ye see, whilst I was overseen' the organi= zation o'Shuttlelounge B, I came across...remains o' a Vulcan." =20 Spock barely flickered an eyebrow, but one could tell he was not prepared f= or Scott to say such a thing. "I see," he murmured. "Doctor?" =20 "He called me in to verify it; I could tell it was a male Vulcan, 2.3 metre= s in height, weight unknown. It was just a skeleton someone had stuffed in= to a storage container labeled MEMORY ALPHA." =20 Spock folded his arms across his chest, thinking. "You pose a difficult pr= oblem." He admitted. =20 That was NOT what either human wanted to hear. "Whaddaya mean?" McCoy tri= ed to hold down the growing alarm in his psyche. "You're a Vulcan, you kno= w about Vulcan matters; we don't." =20 "Precisely." Spock exhaled through his nose. "Vulcan Laws of Privacy proh= ibit their handling by non-Vulcans, among other strict rules. Did you come= into physical contact with the remains?"=20=20 =20 "Hell, no." McCoy answered Spock's question with the scathing contempt it = fully deserved.=20 =20 "Nor I." Said Scott. =20 "Hm. The question is, how did he arrive here?" =20 "And how about, what to do with him?" McCoy wondered. "That's my most pre= ssing question. We've already lost the poor bastard once already." =20 If it would be possible, Spock's eyebrows shot to the ceiling. "You...lost= the remains?" =20 "Nae, not precisely," Scott broke in quickly. "They were moved whilst we w= ere tryin' tae get th'captain." =20 "But we found him." McCoy put up his hands. "Chekov apparantly moved him = by mistake. I just don't want it to happen again." =20 "Obviously not." Spock agreed. =20 "So, how the hell did he get here?" McCoy was rubbing his forehead, fighti= ng a headache with the aggressive application of shiatsu. =20 "I believe that falls under my question. If we learn how he came here, the= n we shall have a better idea of what to do with him." Spock folded his ar= ms in the at-rest pose. =20 "So now what?" McCoy wondered. "I don't know much about Vulcan mores--onl= y that there are too many of them--but I seem to recall the fewer non-Vulca= ns lay eyes on a Vulcan corpse, the better." =20 "Crudely put but correct. We should not advertise this matter to anyone on= the ship." =20 "What about the captain?" =20 Spock's face twitched. McCoy knew that look: He'd been hoping the doctor = wouldn't say precisely that. "The captain is a non-Vulcan. He would have = to look upon the remains in order to approve our actions, which technically= is not his problem; it is a Vulcan problem." =20 "But we already saw the remains," Scott pointed out unhappily. "Not that = I want tae make a point of it, but if I'm going' tae be executed or somethi= ng, I'd like to go ahead and know it now." =20 "I don't." McCoy snapped. "I haven't finished filing the easements on my = properties yet." =20 "Thot's because yer lawyer was--" Scott broke off at McCoy's arctic glare. =20 Spock sighed. It was a very patient sigh. "As you have already viewed the= remains, the damage is done, so to speak. From now on, no one else must b= e permitted to look upon the body. Doctor, where can it be discreetly stor= ed?" =20 "Well there's--" McCoy stopped. "No, that wouldn't work. I'm not allowed= to put a lock on the Necropsy lab." =20 "Yer not?" Scott was surprised. =20 "No." =20 "What if it were accidentally locked?" =20 "No can do, they're not made with locks." =20 "Why in God's name?" =20 "I don't know! I'm a doctor, not a paralegal! Necropsy is out!" =20 "Any of the other labs?" =20 "No." =20 "Somebody's quarters?" =20 "Not mine, sunshine. Spock?" =20 "Certainly not." Spock answered in frigid tones. =20 "You mean you have an irrational fear about corpses along with spiders?" =20 "The deceased could be of a divergent religion." Spock answered. McCoy's = comment about spiders had really bothered him, but, superior being of contr= ol that he was, he wasn't about to acknowledge it. "In which case, his cla= n could be intolerant of mine." =20 "You're being respectful to the feelings of a..." McCoy closed his eyes an= d gave up. "Never mind, I don't need to think about that..." He reached f= or another cup of coffee. "Well is there anything you can do?" =20 "Very little. If you had not informed me it was a Vulcan corpse, I could h= ave seen the remains. Now that I already know that it is a Vulcan skeleton= , I am honor-bound to keep to the mandates of Vulcan Oath and not view it."= He caught McCoy's expression. "You may be pragmatic to a fault, doctor, = but even you can understand the impracticality of possibly raising the ire = of the decedant's living relatives, who would then be obligated to kill me.= " =20 "But that's assuming you're of a divergent religion." McCoy said desperate= ly. "What could the odds be?" =20 "High enough," Spock said with finality. =20 Scott tried. "Well, what if it isn't a Vulcan? What if the doctor made a = mistake?" =20 There was a pause. A long one. Spock looked at McCoy, then at Scott. "Hi= ghly unlikely." He told the Engineer. =20 "I'd be thrilled if I wasn't so appalled." McCoy clutched his cup. =20 Spock exhaled again. "The matter is a forward one. The two of you have wi= tnessed the remains. You have informed me, which is correct procedure, and= I informed you what I can. A tricorder reading perhaps could render enoug= h data from the calcium structure that an Identity Scan could be made, but = such would take weeks." =20 "Are we in danger o' the wrath o' his family?" Scott wanted to know. =20 "Probably not." =20 Even McCoy looked up from his coffee at that. Spock was as likely to say "= probably" as he was to say, "crank." =20 "If they are logical beings, they should recognize the odds of someone even= tually discovering the remains." =20 "And if they aren't logical?" =20 "Then they should be gratifed that someone has discovered their lost relati= ve." =20 "Oh, my head." McCoy leaned his forehead into the palms of his hands, elbo= ws propped on the table. =20 Spock pushed himself up from the wall, straightening his already-perfect po= sture. "I will clear any avenues of action you may require to solve this c= onundrum. Alert me of any unexpected changes." He strode out of the Brief= ing Room without a glance. =20 McCoy's opinion, short, sweet, and physiologically impossible, was observed= long after Spock had cleared the hearing range of Vulcanoids. =20 "So now what?" =20 "I'm gonna have to do something I swore I'd never do," McCoy sighed. =20 "What?" =20 "Share my berth with a Vulcan." =09=09=09 --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? The all-new My Yahoo! =96 Get yours free!=20=20=20=20 [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newsswing.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.net!prodigy.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20041204172133.5849.qmail@web41904.mail.yahoo.com> From: Marcia Wilson-Cales MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: "Corpses Are Not Considerate, Part 4" Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 234 Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 19:55:02 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1102190102 209.198.142.218 (Sat, 04 Dec 2004 14:55:02 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 14:55:02 EST Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:85936 X-Received-Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 11:56:09 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) (Sorry for lateness of this post...I just got laid off my job and have been jobhunting!!) *** Scott was winding down from what he hoped was the end of a very, very long day. First he found the damn skeleton. Then he dragged McCoy into helping him solve the problem, only the problem had been somewhat less complex than handwritten thermonuclear physics with the light of a brown star to see by. Then, he metally tallied as he poured himself a drink, then Chekov had accidentally moved the cannister, and McCoy couldn't discreetly get the captain down to save one's life (now there was an unfortunate choice of thoughts), and now Spock was involved without being involved. Hopefully, they were now back to the just-functioning level of things; McCoy wasn't happy about having a Vulcan's skeleton in his cabin, but it was probably the safest place for it. The man's reputation wasn't exactly of his making, it was just that people naturally assumed a CMO would have dark and unwholesome things around him. Then again, he got his medical internship examining failed galdiators of various species from the Imperial Arenas. He sank back on his berth and took a careful sip of Royale, sighing with relief. For the first time all day it crossed his mind to wonder if Mira really was involved with the contents of Mystery Canister D-5. He certainly hoped not, but his all-too-brief experience with the lovely Ms. Romaine had taught him that disasters could flock to her from as far away as Zetar... "Scott!" Scott jumped; reflexes that kept him from dropping a syntheloop down a Jefferies Outlet managed to salvage the drink from spill. "What in Saint Andrew's--McCoy, what the hell is it now?" "It's gone!" Scott didn't want to believe him. His first instinct, which was all about survival, simply refused to process the unwanted information. "What's gone?" "What do you #!%(*&#%) think??" McCoy snarled. "It's your @#(*&$ mailing tube your #%*&@#% girlfriend sent you. I can't find it!" "It's not there?" Scott was starting to understand, against all wishes. The intercom crackled with heavy irony. Were it possible, McCoy would have found a way to transmit silent scorn, sarcasm, and not a little potential for violence over the waves. "All right," Scott struggled to speak with a fair amount of calm. Beads of sweat had popped over his forehead. "We lost it before, we can find it again...where are ye noo?" "I am," McCoy also spoke calmly--the kind of calm that can only be obtained if one's teeth are gnashed tight enough to trap a nanobe and speaking through the gaps in his ivories. "In B Lounge." "On me way, mon." Scott slammed his drink down, already out the door. *** Not very far away from McCoy, two officers of a different color were doing some sweating of their own. "I didn't think a skeleton could weigh that much," Sulu breathed out. Chekov had given up already, and was sitting on the cold metal floor, exhaling. "It must be the denser calcium." "Metals, too." Sulu wheezed. "Couldn't we use one of your bodyguards?" Chekov asked hopefully. "Nothing doing, Pav. I don't want any of the little narcs to stab me in the back later." "No one you kin trust, eh?" "I trust a lot of them." Sulu scowled at the Russian's look of skepticism. "Sanchez, Berloiz, Wimme, Stamets and Bessette." Chekov's skepticism only grew. "Dose people are all dead, Sulu." "Well, it's not my fault they earned my trust a little late." Chekov knew he was going to hate himself for asking, but couldn't stop himself. "Why are you helping me then?" Sulu grinned, an easy predatory flash of leopard-like teeth. "Hey, if the rumors are right, Kirk wants to kill you. That means you're worth something, right?" "But I do not know why he wants to kill me!" Chekov protested. "Oh, that's ok. We'll figure it out. Honestly, Pavel, there's got to be something, or he wouldn't be trying to set you up like this." "I still think this is being overkill," Chekov muttered. His spine was starting to recover from the unusual stress. [ newsgroup posting-script note: line exceeds 512 bytes. Line being reformatted] "I don't know, Pavel. If you want to ge t someone out of the way, permanently, t hen get the Vulcans involved. You know what the laws are against offworlders vi ewing their remains?" When Chekov natur ally shook his head no, Sulu elaborated: "Really, really bad. Just think about it. If you had scanned the container a nd then looked inside to make sure there wasn't an error, then you'd have to rep ort Spock, and then Spock would probably have to kill you. Spock would be out a n astrophysicist, junior science officer , and protege, which would weaken his po sition against the captain. Your replac ement would be someone Kirk has in mind. " [end of reformatted line] "All this for looking at bones?" Chekov looked nausated. "Are there no exceptions to this rule?" "If there are, I certainly don't know them. Do you want to ask Spock?" Chekov's answer was a firm no--or was about to be, when the men heard angry footsteps ringing the hall at the same time. Paranoia gives birth to unusual agility and finesse; they ducked into the storage closet just in time. Both held their breath, releasing slowly as the footsteps hammered away. "McCoy's been down here a lot," Sulu commented. "That can't be good." Chekov opined. "Unless you think he really did misplace some pharmacaeuticals." "Hell, no. Anybody who can repair a defective Vuclan heart valve while the ship's under fire isn't likely to forget asprin. He's up to something." Sulu gnawed his bottom lip. "Finish up the job; go on to Mess as if nothing's wrong. I'm going to follow." *** Scott opened the B doors to see McCoy neatly pacing worried little runners into the floor. "You took long enough." McCoy told him kindly. "Ah was detained," Scott pointed out. "I got something that could help us wi' our work tonight." "Yeah?" McCoy came forward as Scott held up a small tricorder. "Another tricorder?" "Oh, nae just any tricorder." Scott grinned. "Nae only will it help us find th' problem, but it will lock on to th' object in question, so it cannae ever be lost again." McCoy refused to grin back. He was still very angry. "Fine. Get started. I'll give you moral support." *** "Big trouble," Sulu passed Chekov in mess, then sat down as if he actually had time to kill with his single cup of coffee. "Where'd you put that tube?" "I put it under the sta'bbard ledge. If they want it, they'll have to go through a lot of trouble." "But they could find it? Whew, that's a relief." Sulu visibly relaxed. "Why?" Chekov wondered. He was too saturated on tension to actually be fearful anymore. The fatalism that Sulu had always thought was a stereotype of the species had settled on the younger man. "It's McCoy's skeleton." Sulu hissed. As the words struck the ensign like pebbles, Sulu kept the barrage: "I don't know how he did it, but he somehow got permission to get a Vulcan skeleton off Vulcan. It's about forty kinds of illegal, but it's his skeleton, and now he's looking for it!" Chekov was trying not to choke on his drink. "How did you find out?" "He sent a message to Scott; it was encrypted, but you could understand what he was looking for. He must have gotten Scott's help with his connections to Memory Alpha." "Bohzemoi..." Chekov was awed. "You mean we're supposed to look the other way at the presence of a skeleton??" "What else are we going to do?" Sulu wanted to know. "We're not supposed to know about it, and you weren't even supposed to be in B-Lounge when you went in. You know the Praetorate Court. They'll die laughing if you say you were trying to 'get ahead' on your workload." Chekov winced. It didn't take a Covert Opsman with a degree in suspicion to hold the Praetors in contempt. "Da..." "And I'm betting anything Kirk knows about it, and he was trying to get rid of you. Why else would he assign you to the Mail job?" *** "Why did Jim assign Chekov to the Mail anyway?" McCoy swore as he rammed cardboard with his shoulder; the closet door finally shut. "Something about keepin' him out of trouble." Scott sank to the floor, using the wall as a backrest. He was breathing hard. "He tol' Spock, that so long as he kept th'lad hoppin, he couldn't think of ways to get in trouble." [ newsgroup posting-script note: line exceeds 512 bytes. Line being reformatted] "Well that just shows how much a man kno ws when he takes Command School, and not Basic Human Psychology!" McCoy shouted it to the ceiling, then sank down on th e other side of the door frame as Scott. "My God! Chekov can get in trouble al most as much as Spock--and Spock's only half human! How both of them can still be alive is beyond me, but I'll bet in t he 4th dimension, there's two very exhau sted angels with 40-foot wingspans!" Th e doctor let his head fall into his knee caps. "Oh, Christ." He moaned. "I'm b eat. And we've got how many doors and f loors to go?" [end of reformatted line] Scott told him. McCoy was by now too tired to swear. He let his silence speak for itself. He was getting good at that, Scott noticed. He staggered to the wall-server and came back with a cup of coffee. McCoy took it as his just due. "All right, once we get it home safe, what do we do?" Scott wondered. "Maybe we should ask Memory Alpha if they're missing any bodies." McCoy muttered. Scott looked at him. McCoy looked at him back. "Yer fashed." Scott told him. "Yer brain's turned. Ye've got a hedgehog where yer common sense would be." "Don't spare my feelings, Scotty." McCoy said mildly. "Use your in. Call Mira and ask if anything's going on. Heck, see if they have a news-report or something. Its a large station, so maybe they'd have an electronic news service." He glumly stared into his cup. "D'you have a better idea?" "Aye." "You do?" McCoy was interested. "What?" "Mail it back." Scott told him. "Just th'way we found it." "Well, we could, but that means getting Spock's clearance. And he's left for the day." "Blarg." Scott said. "We've got tae think o'something. DeSalle's nae ready tae replace me in rank just yet." "How do you think I feel?" McCoy wanted to know. "If M'Benga becomes CMO pro tem the ship's as good as lost. He doesn't know a thing about xenophsychology, cross-speices pathogens, or a decent game of golf." TBC... --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail - Helps protect you from nasty viruses. [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: