Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.pas.earthlink.net!elnk-nf2-pas!newsfeed.earthlink.net!sjc1.usenetserver.com!atl-c02.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!peer01.cox.net!cox.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20040908041644.2C8383936@sitemail.everyone.net> From: Amphioxous Obnoxious MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS drabble "Coyote Wedding Gifts" 1/? S/Mc, K Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 38 Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:55:01 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094648101 209.198.142.218 (Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:01 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:01 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84222 X-Received-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 05:55:13 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Coyote Wedding Giftz 1 Author: Amphioxous Obnoxious fb: write it on a little piece of paper, stick it in an empty Mountain Dew bottle, throw the bottle into the Intercoastal, and then post on ASCEM. Codes: S/Mc, K Rating: PG-13, drabble We loves Janet, the precious. Dr. McCoy and Spock sat on the sofa in their newly combined quarters, piles of wedding presents between them. "Where shall we begin?" Spock mused. "Well, this is Jim's..." McCoy picked up one box and freed it of its packaging. Inside the box was a beautiful abstract sculpture of two entertwined hearts, green and red. "I did not know he was a conniseur of modern art," Spock commented. They placed the touching art piece on their bedside table. Hours later, deep in the throes of tangled, sweaty ecstasy, neither man noticed the sculpture open slightly, revealing a tiny transmitting camera. _____________________________________________________________ Animail.com - "Saving Animals & the Environment One E-Mail At A Time." Raise money for Animal and Environmental organizations by using a FREE email address from Animail.com! Choose from over 200 options, including: YourName@Animail.com YourName@LizardLover.com YourName@SaveDolphins.com YourName@GiantPandas.net YourName@ILoveLlamas.com YourName@ProtectAnimals.com. http://www.Animail.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. ath: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!news-feed01.roc.ny.frontiernet.net!nntp.frontiernet.net!nntp.giganews.com.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20040908042033.8413DAD7E@sitemail.everyone.net> From: Amphioxous Obnoxious MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: COR TOS drabble "Coyote Wedding Gifts" 2/? S/Mc, Sc Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Lines: 48 Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:55:03 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094648103 209.198.142.218 (Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:03 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:03 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84230 X-Received-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 05:55:16 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Formatting snafu. Sorry. Corrected version, archivist! Title: Coyote Wedding Gifts 2 Author: Amphioxous Obnoxious fb: ASCEM wants your body. Codes: S/Mc, Sc Rating: PG-13, drabble We loves Janet, the precious. "What has Mr. Scott given us?" Spock queried his new spouse. "Trust him to pick the most unusual gift," said McCoy, lifting up an old-fa= shioned birdcage. Inside was a blue and gold macaw, who blinked at them and= clawed the bars. "Aaaawrk!" "Fascinating," Spock observed. "Aaaawrk! Who's a bonnie lass?" the bird screeched in reply. "That=E2=80=99s real cute,=E2=80=9D McCoy cooed. "It=E2=80=99ll be fun to s= how her off tomorrow." But by the next morning, the macaw had unfortunately learned some new phras= es: "Hot holy Tuesdays, that feels damn good!", "Lick me like a homemade ic= e cream sundae", and, of course, "Illogical." _____________________________________________________________ Animail.com - "Saving Animals & the Environment One E-Mail At A Time." Raise money for Animal and Environmental organizations by using a FREE emai= l address from Animail.com! Choose from over 200 options, including: YourName@Animail.com YourName@LizardLover.com YourName@SaveDolphins.com YourName@GiantPandas.net YourName@ILoveLlamas.com YourName@ProtectAnimals.com.=20 http://www.Animail.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!news.glorb.com!hermod.ttsg.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20040908045556.1B8AF393F@sitemail.everyone.net> From: Amphioxous Obnoxious MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS drabble "Coyote Wedding Gifts" 4/? S/Mc, C Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Lines: 44 Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:55:05 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094648105 209.198.142.218 (Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:05 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:05 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84225 X-Received-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 05:55:13 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Coyote Wedding Gifts 4 Author: Amphioxous Obnoxious fb: pour feedback into a half gallon of water and add a cup of sugar. Yum! = Koolaid! Codes: S/Mc, C Rating: G, drabble We loves Janet, the precious "What's in the red package?" McCoy asked Spock. Spock handed over the next of their wedding gifts. "It is an electronic boo= k," he reported when he had removed the crimson paper, "from Mr. Chekov. Th= e card says that he has selected it specially to honor our same-sex bonding= . It was written hundreds of years ago, when homosexuality was persecuted a= cross the planet Earth. According to Chekov, this book was written by a fam= ous Russian man who was jailed for his forward-thinking ways and alternativ= e sexuality." "Russian?" McCoy asked, curious. =E2=80=9CWho's the author?" Spock read from the disc. "Oskar Ilyich Wildov." _____________________________________________________________ Animail.com - "Saving Animals & the Environment One E-Mail At A Time." Raise money for Animal and Environmental organizations by using a FREE emai= l address from Animail.com! Choose from over 200 options, including: YourName@Animail.com YourName@LizardLover.com YourName@SaveDolphins.com YourName@GiantPandas.net YourName@ILoveLlamas.com YourName@ProtectAnimals.com.=20 http://www.Animail.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: ath: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!prodigy.com!news-feed01.roc.ny.frontiernet.net!nntp.frontiernet.net!nntp.giganews.com.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20040908043621.559ED3934@sitemail.everyone.net> From: Amphioxous Obnoxious MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS drabble "Coyote Wedding Gifts" 3/? S/Mc, U Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Lines: 43 Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:55:05 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094648105 209.198.142.218 (Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:05 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:05 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84232 X-Received-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 05:55:16 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Coyote Wedding Gifts 3 Author: Amphioxous Obnoxious fb: Cast ye your dreams upon the waters of ASCEM... Codes: S/Mc, U Rating: PG-13, drabble We loves Janet, the precious. Uhura's wedding present for McCoy and Spock was a collection of traditional= tribal wear from her native Africa. While Spock threw the latest pile of w= rapping into the recycler, McCoy amused himself bedecking his body in the e= xotic assortment of beads, shells, and brighty-colored dyed strips of fabri= c. That is, until Spock stopped him with a hand on his shoulder. "I do not think your behavior is appropriate." "And why not, ya tightassed Vulcan?=E2=80=9D McCoy groused. =E2=80=9CCan't = you see I'm having fun?" "These particular adornments," Spock explained in a low growl, "are intende= d to be worn over the *naked* body." _____________________________________________________________ Animail.com - "Saving Animals & the Environment One E-Mail At A Time." Raise money for Animal and Environmental organizations by using a FREE emai= l address from Animail.com! Choose from over 200 options, including: YourName@Animail.com YourName@LizardLover.com YourName@SaveDolphins.com YourName@GiantPandas.net YourName@ILoveLlamas.com YourName@ProtectAnimals.com.=20 http://www.Animail.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. 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S/Mc, Ch (R, kink) Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 44 Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:55:06 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094648106 209.198.142.218 (Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:06 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:06 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84228 X-Received-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 05:55:16 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Coyote Wedding Gifts 6 Author: Amphioxous Obnoxious fb: can i have a french fry? Codes: S/Mc, Ch Rating: R, drabble, kink Janet rox my sox. She rox them so hard they fell off. Chapel's gift was next. It was large, so the newlyweds opened it together. "Restraints?" Spock stared into the box. "Does she believe I intend to harm you?" "There's a whip in there, too." McCoy pointed. "And--what's that?" "I believe it is called a 'ball gag'." "You interested in trying any of that... stuff?" "Possibly, Leonard, but only with your mutual interest." They both looked at McCoy's bulging crotch. "Well." He smiled. "But I don't understand why Christine would give us this stuff." "Perhaps she is attempting to ensure that we will soon visit her in Sickbay," Spock said wryly. _____________________________________________________________ Animail.com - "Saving Animals & the Environment One E-Mail At A Time." Raise money for Animal and Environmental organizations by using a FREE email address from Animail.com! Choose from over 200 options, including: YourName@Animail.com YourName@LizardLover.com YourName@SaveDolphins.com YourName@GiantPandas.net YourName@ILoveLlamas.com YourName@ProtectAnimals.com. http://www.Animail.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. 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S/Mc, f Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 34 Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:55:06 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094648106 209.198.142.218 (Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:06 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:06 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84238 X-Received-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 05:55:21 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Coyote Wedding Gifts 5 Author: Amphioxous Obnoxious fb: stop holding the mic so close to the receiver, d00d Codes: S/Mc, f Rating: G, drabble We loves Janet, the precious McCoy took a break from the wedding gift bonanza to pour himself a drink. When he rejoined Spock, he found the Vulcan leafing through a large ream of paper with lots of text on it. "What's that?" "A gift from someone called 'Tempest'," said Spock. "She is the leader of a group of creative writers, and she wanted to wish us well on the day of our bonding. Apparently, our romance is the topic of several hundred works of fiction." McCoy's mouth hung open for a moment, then he shut it and smiled. "And one very magnificent piece of fact." _____________________________________________________________ Animail.com - "Saving Animals & the Environment One E-Mail At A Time." Raise money for Animal and Environmental organizations by using a FREE email address from Animail.com! Choose from over 200 options, including: YourName@Animail.com YourName@LizardLover.com YourName@SaveDolphins.com YourName@GiantPandas.net YourName@ILoveLlamas.com YourName@ProtectAnimals.com. http://www.Animail.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: ath: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!bigfeed2.bellsouth.net!bigfeed.bellsouth.net!news.bellsouth.net!news.glorb.com!newsprint.newsread.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20040908053437.4374E3936@sitemail.everyone.net> From: Amphioxous Obnoxious MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: TOS drabble "Coyote Wedding Gifts" 7/? S/Mc, Su/R Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Lines: 44 Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:55:07 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094648107 209.198.142.218 (Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:07 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:07 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84235 X-Received-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 05:55:19 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Coyote Wedding Gifts 7 Author: Amphioxous Obnoxious fb: Albatross!! Codes: S/Mc, Su/R implied Rating: PG-13, drabble Hey, Janet, can I have a kool aid? "What is this large canister?" Spock asked. "Oh, that's from Rand and Sulu," said McCoy, reclining on the sofa with a d= rink. He would have preferred continuing to unwrap their wedding gifts in t= he morning, but Spock=E2=80=99s compulsiveness prevailed. "What's inside?' "It is a Rigellian concoction designed to promote the longevity of complica= ted hairstyles," said Spock, reading from the canister. "Figures, if it's from Janice," McCoy muttered. "Why would they give us hai= r cream? We've both got short, simple hair." "There is a handwritten note from Mr. Sulu," Spock added. "Apparently, it a= lso increases the longevity of certain conjugal pleasures." _____________________________________________________________ Animail.com - "Saving Animals & the Environment One E-Mail At A Time." Raise money for Animal and Environmental organizations by using a FREE emai= l address from Animail.com! Choose from over 200 options, including: YourName@Animail.com YourName@LizardLover.com YourName@SaveDolphins.com YourName@GiantPandas.net YourName@ILoveLlamas.com YourName@ProtectAnimals.com.=20 http://www.Animail.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: ath: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!yellow.newsread.com!bad-news.newsread.com!news-toy.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20040908055312.DC7B83935@sitemail.everyone.net> From: Amphioxous Obnoxious MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS drabble "Coyote Wedding Gifts" 8/? S/Mc, f Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 38 Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:55:08 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094648108 209.198.142.218 (Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:08 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:55:08 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84234 X-Received-Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 05:55:19 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Coyote Wedding Gifts 8 Author: Amphioxous Obnoxious fb: spam spam spam spam eggs bacon spam and spam Codes: S/Mc, S/f implied Rating: PG, drabble I am SOOOO getting my ass kicked :-D A basket covered in blankets let out a healthy yelp. McCoy and Spock froze, mid-kiss. "Hey, we missed one!" "Apparently, someone has sent us another pet," said Spock. They approached the basket and read the card. "From... Lyrastar," said McCoy. "Who's that?" "I do not recall," said Spock, trying not to think about that incredible night on Risa.... no! Bonded! Parted and never parted. "What sort of animal did she give us, Leonard?" "It's a dog! Cute doggy. Look at the doggy," McCoy gushed, in perfect baby-talk. He picked it up, and it licked his nose. "Takes after you, Spock!" _____________________________________________________________ Animail.com - "Saving Animals & the Environment One E-Mail At A Time." Raise money for Animal and Environmental organizations by using a FREE email address from Animail.com! Choose from over 200 options, including: YourName@Animail.com YourName@LizardLover.com YourName@SaveDolphins.com YourName@GiantPandas.net YourName@ILoveLlamas.com YourName@ProtectAnimals.com. http://www.Animail.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: